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evil_administration) wrote2012-09-29 10:24 pm
evil_administration) wrote2012-09-29 10:24 pm
The Prinny Request Hideout
The Prinny Hideout (run by Legendary Senator Goldleaf) is a place where the Senators, Prinnies and other unfortunates may post jobs that they cannot, or more likely are too lazy to, complete. Anyone can take a request, in fact, multiple people can take the same request which often leads to a battle royale or wild goose chase to complete it as few quest providers have multiple rewards and rewards are always first come first serve. In fact signing up is typically done only as a challenge to others who might want to attempt the same request. Most people just fulfill it and come back with proof (or for those requesters who are overly trusting, simply tell them they have done it) and take the reward.
Requests come in the following format:
Subject: The name of the request. Be catchy, or functional like an e-mail subject.
Provider: The person who is asking for help.
Request: The specific thing or task the provider is requesting.
Reward: Why other people care. What the provider will give them for fulfilling the request.
To make a request just comment to this post with that information. The following text area has been provided for your convenience.
Now get to work you lazy bums so other people can be lazy...!
Requests come in the following format:
Subject: The name of the request. Be catchy, or functional like an e-mail subject.
Provider: The person who is asking for help.
Request: The specific thing or task the provider is requesting.
Reward: Why other people care. What the provider will give them for fulfilling the request.
To make a request just comment to this post with that information. The following text area has been provided for your convenience.
Now get to work you lazy bums so other people can be lazy...!
Save the Pumpkins!
Request: This month of October is a terrible time of year for the poor helpless pumpkins! We must do something about this! I am doing my best, however, I need others to attack the local Rozen Queen Shop in vengeance for those fallen pumpkins! We must not allow them to be mutilated, thier faces full of horror! Attack the Rozen Queen Shop and return with stolen goods.
Reward: [30,000 HL] and [Magic Beans] ((Grows a giant beanstalk to an awesome cloud castle! Beware of giant.))
no subject
Potent Potables
Request: The stars have near their proper alignment for the fabrication of the most potent of alchemical concoctions. I am fully detained by my preparations for this epic experiment, having barely enough time. It is essential that you bring me the final ingredient: the tears of a dragon. Any dragon will suffice, including Holy Dragon Senator Holier Than Thou, Senator Horder, or Senator Megalomania. Go post haste! The clock is ticking, for time waits for no man.
Reward: [40,000 HL] and one [Extra Life], but be careful of offending Senator Doom in the future, he may just take it away from you. ((Upon reaching 0 HP your character will revive at 1 HP, extra life expended. They may experience a few seconds of brief, flashing invincibility.))
Help Me, Dood!!
Request: Dood! Senator Goldleaf is totally gonna kill me again, dood! While I was dusting, I totally blew it and knocked over this super duper expensive vase she bought from Senator Hoarder. I need someone to glue the vase back together just like new or I'm a goner, dood!
Reward: [1 HL I.O.U.] and [A Favor From The Prinnies]
Re: Help Me, Dood!!
Ammy seems to be feeling helpful. Looking at the broken vase, then at where it used to be, Her tail flicks, there's a slight sensation of bending reality, and the vase is returned to it's former glory. No glue needed.
no subject
Please Dig a Valley for Me!
Request: Dood! Master Etna asked me to dig an ENTIRE VALLEY just so some old loon could yell into it dood! Will someone who is much bigger and stronger than me help me with this dood!
Reward: [The Prinny's gratitude and Free use of said Valley for whatever you want as long as you let Senator Get Off My Lawn yell into it whenever he wants!]
Re: Please Dig a Valley for Me!
Re: Please Dig a Valley for Me!
Re: Please Dig a Valley for Me!
I need a maid/butler/chef/errand person!
Provider: Kaguya Houraisan
Request: I require somebody who is accomplished in both cooking and cleaning. Eientei doesn't require dusting, but things do get dropped sometimes! Must not mind rabbits. You also need to be prepared to run errands for me! Combat ability preferred, but not required.
Reward: Free room and board at Eientei. It's a magical Japanese style mansion, which is much better than these rooms they gave us! I'll even throw in a futon.
This request has been fulfilled by Mindy and Ifurita, but if anybody is interested in rooming at Eientei, then please let me know! We may be able to work out an arrangement.
Assistant wanted for a future queen
Provider: Gwendolen Chant
Request: Looking for a
servantassistant,to help with cooking, cleaning, spell rituals and the likesReward: beginning with 5 quid
Reagents needed
Request: I need a bone from a major undead. A zombie won't do, it has to be something with some real power to it like a lich or Senator Megalomania. And it needs to be untraceable. If they know you took it or can point fingers, it's no good.
Reward: [50,000 HL] and [A potion which will grant temporary invisibility against the undead].
Secret Ingredient
Request: The first harvest of Empyrian Tea leaves is in-I need someone to pick up my shipment and carry the bags to the kitchens. Serious couriers only-this tea is a contraband item and the hall monitors will try to stop you.
Reward: [1000 HL] and [A cup of tea] ((Tea is brewed from leaves of Celestial tea bushes using Netherworld waters. It grants a slight bonus to all 'stats'.))
I need test subjects
Request: Let me run tests on you! I think I have a cure for cancer, so just let me inject you with some cancer cells so I can see how it works! Even if the treatment fails, well there's always surgery! I need about five test subjects, but I'll reward you all as you come in.
Reward: [Free removal of all tumors] and [Maybe superpowers?] ((Superpowers are temporary and a crapshot))
Slow News Day
Request: Hey, cause a ruckus or something. Break out into a dance? Cross dress? Guys, you gotta give me something to work with here, Usagi's running out of ears for his co-host to munch on. Plenair might eat something important for her next meal.
Reward: [1000 HL] and [Fifteen Minutes of Fame].
I want to feel Safe!
Request: Build me a shelter against all manner of disasters! It must be hurricane, tornado, flood, earthquake, volcano, nuclear bomb, wave motion gun, Gundam, gamma-ray Burst, and Total Protonic Reversal-proofed. Only inside such a sturdy structure and with six years worth of canned food and bottled water can I feel relaxed.
Reward: [100,000 HL+costs.] (Reward is contingent upon safety of Senator Chicken.)
no subject
A demonstration would be in order, yes?
[She then has her bunnies demonstrate by blasting it tons with lots of danmaku. The chicken may be pleased to note that what damage manages to happen actually regenerates]
[Also, it has a sign that says, "This has been approved by the Prinny Test Squad to be effective against the following:" before listing everything Chicken requested it be effective against, plus thousands of other things]
no subject
[Kaguya makes 100,000 HL on the deal...minus the certification fees.]