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evil_administration) wrote2012-10-04 04:24 pm
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NPCs (Non Player Characters)
Title: Smoking Rabbit |
Title: Necromancress |
Title: Awesome Overlord |
Official dean of the school, he is a shockingly powerful vorpal bunny who takes no guff. Rumored to be a crime lord. His secret dream might be to be the cat of a James Bond villain. | A cruel, pretentious young firecracker, with undead power. Yes, she insists Necromancress is a word. Question it at your own risk. | In his youth the Overlord was a fiery conqueror, but as he matured he focused upon defending his domain. A proud being. |
Title: Drug Test Administrator |
Title: Vassal |
Title: Gourmet Hunter |
Our adorable but two faced school nurse is all too cheerful about human testing and the harvesting of blood. | The souls of sinners reincarnated as exploding penguins and forced to do ultra hard, menial labor, the prinnies act as servantss, butlers, maids, carpenters, etc. Whatever work it is, a prinny has probably been forced to do it. Whether or not they do it well is based on the individual prinnies' competence and laziness levels. Fear, chump change and anchovies are great motivators for them. | The school chef is a master gourmet from the far away land of Ninjasia. Weighed down by an incompetent staff and a lack of quality ingredients, the food lacks kick, but Chief does not. |
The Netherworld Newscast
Title: Reporter |
Title: Anchor |
Title: Official Mascot |
SatelTV's wacky in the field reporter. Capable of drawing blood from anything, even inanimate objects. | The quirky news anchor of SatelTV. Either a member of a very large family or capable of multiplying himself ad nauseum, fighting him quickly becomes like fighting an army. |
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The Dark Assembly
Title: Teacher |
The most cowardly of all senators, easy to push around if he fears you more than everyone else combined, cluck. "Teaches" Survival 101: How To Run Away, and Advanced Cowardice: Looking Pathetic To Not Be Worth Others' Time & Effort. |
Title: Teacher |
An intellectual giant who lives in an ivory tower made from the tusk of a Cosmic Elephant. Can kill you with a thought. "Teaches" 1001 Ways To Kill A Man, The World Is Going To End And How It Might Happen, and Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness. |
Title: Teacher |
Klassy with a capital K, a coy flirt and strong proponent of fan service. Being whimsical is a woman's prerogative! "Teaches" Seduction, Sex Appeal & Marketing, and Fashionista Styles: Making This Look Good. |
Title: Teacher |
An ancient Wood Golem who forgets many things, but never the greatness we (never) were in the days of his distant youth.! "Teaches" Crotchety Old Whining For Fun & Profit, Back In the Old Days, and Creative Writing: How To Tell A Taller Tale. |
Title: Teacher |
Fiercely territorial over nature and its woodland monsters. Guardian of the green. Down with civilization! "Teaches" Tactics: Pack Hunting, Guerilla Warfare, and How Civilization Is Killing The Universe. |
Title: Teacher |
He might conquer the world if not for his easily distracted and lazy cat nature, meow. Ooh, yarn, meow! "Teaches" Toying With Prey, and Advanced Slacking Off. |
Title: Teacher |
Appreciative of the fine arts and culture, he joined the senate specifically to receive bribes. Be warned, he's picky. "Teaches" Interior Cave Design, Building A Better Hoard Guarding Dungeon, and Swindling: How To Exaggerate Value. |
Title: Teacher |
The only senator who believes in justice and social decency. Entered politics to fight corruption and champion religion! Teaches: The Spirit Of The Law & Why You're Doing It Wrong, and What You Can Do For God, You Ungrateful Parasite. |
Title: Teacher |
A hot blooded, brute force favoring man among men. Favors keg parties and physical fitness, yeah!! "Teaches" Showboating: How To Be A Real Man, Xtreme Physical Education! , and Epic Man Cooking. |
Title: Teacher |
Almost as powerful as he thinks! A malevolent being who loves brutality. Was there when all creation was not but void! "Teaches" Torture 101, Talking Big, and Demoralization & Tyranny: How To Keep The Little Guy Down And Not Be Overthrown. |
Title: Teacher |
Wants to be the new school mascot, gii! Soft, squishy, but actually two faced, gii~ Obsessed with his own popularity gii. "Teaches" Cuteness For Fun & Profit, Crafting False Personas, and Maintaining Webs Of Lies. |
Title: Teacher |
A creepy old stalking vampire man who wants to suck you and the economy dry. Sparkle sparkle~ "Teaches" Stalking & Espionage, Vampiric Ethics, and Economics: The True Pure Evil |
Title: Teacher |
The one and only original Senator Trap. Man? Woman? He's the most jaded of all the senators~ "Teaches" Sarcasm & Sass, and Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care. |
Title: Teacher |
An eternally hammered alcoholic who rarely suffers a hangover because he's rarely sober. "Teaches" Holding Your Liquor, Throwing Kick Ass Parties, and Frickin' Magical Brew Brewing. |
Title: Teacher |
Strong in advocacy of zombie rights! His oppressed and belittled people have been downtrodden too long. Undead power! "Teaches" Undead Superiority, Playing The Race Card, and Why You Should Feel Collective Guilt If You're Not A Zombie. |
Legendary Senators
Title: Legendary Alraune |
This unpredictable but powerful alraune runs the Prinny Request board as well as takes part in the Assembly. Having a very swingy personality, no one knows what to expect when she (he? Hard to tell with Alraunes...!) enters the assembly hall. Likes it when people complete requests. |
Title: Legendary Succubus |
Attractive and strong, she is a capable and sensible woman. Still Klassy with a capital K, but has different preferences than her more typical brethren. Likes herself, and those similar to herself. Has interesting sense of social justice. |
Title: Legendary Wood Golem |
Crochety, cantankerous and senile, Treebeard is still the most durable Senator from this netherworld. Fighting him is so tedious that his demands are met more often than not. Likes the good old days... most of the time. |