Hi there mister Mao! I'm the school nurse, Hello Nurse! My parents weren't very imaginative.

I'm a biiiig fan! I've read all of your published scientific studies, and a couple of unpublished ones! I'd love to exchange notes with you some time! Would you like to see the Frankenstein monster I've been sewing together~?

Ooh, I'm so excited to be seeing you. I hope you make the deadline of 11:59 PM PST, October 14th~