Classes

In the Netherworld the only class regularly attended by most demons is homeroom, which isn't so much a class as it is an opportunity for the students to stay aware of school affairs for their own ill gotten gains.

Many teachers, however, hate teaching, prefering students to not attend so they can sit around in the classroom on company time while doing whatever they want. Sometimes, though, teachers are in the mood to teach classes related to their joys in life. These experiences are often tramautic formative life experiences for the students.

The curriculum in the Netherworld is focused upon the needs of students in a cutthroat society, and therefore sometimes even Honor Students, known for cutting classes as much as possible, consider it worth while to try to attend a class in hopes the might learn valuable life skills. The current curriculum includes the following classes.

Occassionally the mods will make an action post for a class, playing as a teachers. These will serve as mingle posts and opportunities to RP with the teaching staff. Perhaps if someone petitions the Dark Assembly, they can be a teacher as well!

Note: All Teachers are automatically eligible to be Senators and vice versa.

Class Name	"Teacher"
1001 Ways To Kill A Man	Senator Doom
Advanced Cowardice: Looking Pathetic To Not Be Worth Others' Time & Effort	Senator Chicken
Back In the Old Days	Senator Get Off My Lawn
Building A Better Horde Guarding Dungeon	Senator Horder
Crafting False Personas	Senator Survival of the Cutest
Creative Writing: How To Tell A Taller Tale	Senator Get Off My Lawn
Crotchety Old Whining For Fun & Profit	Senator Get Off My Lawn
Cuteness For Fun & Profit	Senator Survival of the Cutest
Demoralization & Tyranny: How To Keep The Little Guy Down And Not Be Overthrown	Senator Megalomania
Economics: The True Pure Evil	Senator Sparklesucker
Epic Man Cooking	Senator Machismo
Fashionista Styles: Making This Look Good	Senator Flirt
Frickin' Magical Brew Brewing	Senator Wasted
Guerilla Warfare	Senator Greenwar
Holding Your Liquor	Senator Wasted
How Civilization Is Killing The Universe	Senator Greenwar
Interior Cave Design	Senator Horder
Maintaining Webs Of Lies	Senator Survival of the Cutest
Playing The Race Card	Senator Zombie Apocalypse
Sarcasm & Sass	Senator Trap
Seduction	Senator Flirt
Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness	Senator Doom
Sex Appeal & Marketing	Senator Flirt
Showboating: How To Be A Real Man	Senator Machismo
The Spirit Of The Law & Why You're Doing It Wrong	Senator Holier Than Thou
Stalking & Espionage	Senator Sparklesucker
Survival 101: How To Run Away	Senator Chicken
Swindling: How To Exaggerate Value	Senator Horder
Tactics: Pack Hunting	Senator Greenwar
Talking Big	Senator Megalomania
Throwing Kick Ass Parties	Senator Wasted
Torture 101	Senator Megalomania
Toying With Prey	Senator Here Kitty Kitty
Undead Superiority	Senator Zombie Apocalypse
Vampiric Ethics	Senator Sparklesucker
What You Can Do For God, You Ungrateful Parasite	Senator Holier Than Thou
Why You Should Feel Collective Guilt If You're Not A Zombie	Senator Zombie Apocalypse
The World Is Going To End And How It Might Happen	Senator Doom
Xtreme Physical Education!	Senator Machismo
Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care	Senator Trap

NPCs (Non Player Characters)

Netherworld Administration and School Staff

Dean Labbit Title: Smoking Rabbit	Associate Dean Blanche Justine Courtemanche Title: Necromancress	Overlord Archwing Balefire Title: Awesome Overlord
Official dean of the school, he is a shockingly powerful vorpal bunny who takes no guff. Rumored to be a crime lord. His secret dream might be to be the cat of a James Bond villain.	A cruel, pretentious young firecracker, with undead power. Yes, she insists Necromancress is a word. Question it at your own risk.	In his youth the Overlord was a fiery conqueror, but as he matured he focused upon defending his domain. A proud being.
Hello Nurse Title: Drug Test Administrator	Prinny Squad Title: Vassal	Iron Cheif Title: Gourmet Hunter
Our adorable but two faced school nurse is all too cheerful about human testing and the harvesting of blood.	The souls of sinners reincarnated as exploding penguins and forced to do ultra hard, menial labor, the prinnies act as servantss, butlers, maids, carpenters, etc. Whatever work it is, a prinny has probably been forced to do it. Whether or not they do it well is based on the individual prinnies' competence and laziness levels. Fear, chump change and anchovies are great motivators for them.	The school chef is a master gourmet from the far away land of Ninjasia. Weighed down by an incompetent staff and a lack of quality ingredients, the food lacks kick, but Chief does not.

The Netherworld Newscast

Same Title: Reporter	Usagi Title: Anchor	Plenair Title: Official Mascot
SatelTV's wacky in the field reporter. Capable of drawing blood from anything, even inanimate objects.	The quirky news anchor of SatelTV. Either a member of a very large family or capable of multiplying himself ad nauseum, fighting him quickly becomes like fighting an army.	...

( Senators )

Arriving in the Netherworld

Maybe you signed some form. Maybe you didn't. It all happened so quickly, but they have your signature on a legal document and you've been assured it's very binding.

Now a group of surprisingly large penguin like stuffed dolls, which somehow move on their own, are leading you down a red carpet in an otherwise dreary hallway at the end of which lies a large room filled with small uncomfortable looking desks.

You are shuffled to a desk to sit down before one of the penguins hands you a rolled up piece of paper while saying, "This is your introduction letter dood. Don't lose it, there is a hefty replacement fee... dood." After handing you the document it hands you a small touchpad and a wristband. "This is your myPhone dood. It will let you post to the network and communicate with any student or teacher wherever they are, dood." It then hands you a folded piece of paper, "Here is a map to your homeroom, dood." It then shoves you out of the room into a different hallway than the one you entered from and scurries back into the room, slamming the door behind it and leaving you to your own devices.

The myPhone is black though there is a list customizable color settings. If you try to unlock the advanced settings however, the message: "Upgrade or Assembly Approval Required" appears.

When you look at the letter, you find it is very ornate, printed in gold ink on ebony colored paper in luscious but easily readable handwriting.

To all new students: Welcome to Netherworld Academy! What you hold in your hand is your introduction as well as an overview of the place you now call home. Netherworld Academy is the most prestigious demon school in the netherworld. A place where students are molded from demonlings to overlords. They say humans and even angels have given up their honorable lifestyles and embraced the demon way! So fear not, there is a place for all of you. Our ever expanding campus consists of pristine dormitories, well kept lawns and enough classroom space for all the students we could ever want. In order to make your stay here as comfortable as possible we have a large number of prinnies, the penguin like people, whose sole purpose is to tend to your every need. Because demons are not required, nor even expected, to go to class, our school rules are quite different than your average academy, but I'm sure you will all get used to them in time. Now I am guessing some of you are wondering, "what do we do if we aren't going to class?" The answer is, whatever you want! Below the campus lies the town of Bashrivet, which is expressly setup to handle all your student needs and beyond that there are a number of netherworld vacation spots accessible through the Dimensional Gate. Even if you prefer to stay on campus there is plenty to do from gazing at the splendor of the Administrative Palace to exploring the mysterious hedge maze. Some of you might even go to a class or two, but don't attend regularly, lest you become a delinquent demon, the scorn of teacher and peer alike. You may notice if you look at your contract, which is available only to the administration and to you via your myPhone, that you owe a considerable debt to the school. Fear not! That debt covers the payment for your food, lodging and tuition so you will never have to think about paperwork again! Better yet, it will continue to accrue, allowing you to stay in Netherworld Academy as long as you like! Going home or de-enrolling while your debt remains is strictly prohibited. You understand right? Business is business. So enjoy your stay here and remember: no one has ever graduated from this school, so good luck!