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evil_administration) wrote2012-09-29 10:38 pm
evil_administration) wrote2012-09-29 10:38 pm
The Rosen Queen Shop
The Rosen Queen Shop, a well known multi-dimensional conglomerate, runs the Netherworld Academy Student Store. You can buy all sorts of items from ABC Gum to blinged out doomsday devices~, though the rarer items only show up every so often and are in limited supply.
In fact, Rosen Queen is so well connected that people can sometimes get items from their native worlds. Shipping costs, including dimensional tariffs, are not included.
Of course, sometimes one doesn't even have to special order these things as the store regularly stocks up on a variety random knickknacks from this world and beyond. It is important to note that typical school supplies (pens, paper, notebooks, etc.) are not sold on campus through official channels. It is said that there is an underground network of delinquents which sells school supplies on campus, but otherwise you must get your supplies elsewhere. Most demons don't even notice.
You can buy any normal item in the Rosen Queen shop, especially food, accessories, clothes, armor and weapons, all of which are advertised as true Netherworld necessities, if your character should have enough money to afford it (we don't keep track of funds, so just be reasonable). Any other objects must either be special ordered, which may require approval from the Dark Assembly (and always requires mod permission) or must be available on the list of In Stock Oddities below.
To buy something, comment that you are buying it below and one of the shop clerks will respond. Don't hesitate as oddities may be the last ones in stock. In the case that more people wish to buy something than there is stock, items will be doled out on a first come first serve basis.
Spend HL and be the envy of all your friends and enemies!
Stealing from store has been known to happen... however you do so at your own risk as the more expensive or rare items are guarded especially well.
In Stock Oddities
~Amnesia Dust! (1,000 HL) : Warning, may be merely talcum powder.
~The Noisy Cricket (250,000 HL) : Surprisingly small gun that packs a surprisingly big wallop
~The Shark-O-Matic DLC (10,000,000 HL or 5 dollars paid to a mod) : A shortranged shotgun that fires high quality chum at a target. Anything hit by the chum is instantly attractive to Landsharks. And yes, there are plenty of Landsharks around to eat the poor victim.
~Ruby Slippers (5,000 HL) : They will send you home~!! They are a total cop out and will send you back to your dorm room. Makes a great escape plan, though!
~Secret Decoder Hat (15,000 HL) ] : A talking hat that decodes things it is set on top of. It will decode cryptograms, and translate other languages. It may help with the hacking of entries, but is not foolproof and will not hack unhackable ones. Set upon the head of another person, it will attempt to make sense of what they say. It might explode if you put it on top of the head of someone especially non-sequitur.
~Magic Tome (100,000 HL) : A book containing all knowledge-unfortunately, it does not contain all true knowledge, or all relevant knowledge. It's just an endless cavalcade of 'facts' that are often wrong. There is no index.
~The Tsunder-Ray (1,000,000 HL) : Like the cherudim's arrow, it causes someone to fall in love with another ... except they behave as a tsundere would. Inexplicably fails to work sometimes. Effects are temporary.
In fact, Rosen Queen is so well connected that people can sometimes get items from their native worlds. Shipping costs, including dimensional tariffs, are not included.
Of course, sometimes one doesn't even have to special order these things as the store regularly stocks up on a variety random knickknacks from this world and beyond. It is important to note that typical school supplies (pens, paper, notebooks, etc.) are not sold on campus through official channels. It is said that there is an underground network of delinquents which sells school supplies on campus, but otherwise you must get your supplies elsewhere. Most demons don't even notice.
You can buy any normal item in the Rosen Queen shop, especially food, accessories, clothes, armor and weapons, all of which are advertised as true Netherworld necessities, if your character should have enough money to afford it (we don't keep track of funds, so just be reasonable). Any other objects must either be special ordered, which may require approval from the Dark Assembly (and always requires mod permission) or must be available on the list of In Stock Oddities below.
To buy something, comment that you are buying it below and one of the shop clerks will respond. Don't hesitate as oddities may be the last ones in stock. In the case that more people wish to buy something than there is stock, items will be doled out on a first come first serve basis.
Spend HL and be the envy of all your friends and enemies!
Stealing from store has been known to happen... however you do so at your own risk as the more expensive or rare items are guarded especially well.
In Stock Oddities
~Amnesia Dust! (1,000 HL) : Warning, may be merely talcum powder.
~The Noisy Cricket (250,000 HL) : Surprisingly small gun that packs a surprisingly big wallop
~The Shark-O-Matic DLC (10,000,000 HL or 5 dollars paid to a mod) : A shortranged shotgun that fires high quality chum at a target. Anything hit by the chum is instantly attractive to Landsharks. And yes, there are plenty of Landsharks around to eat the poor victim.
~Ruby Slippers (5,000 HL) : They will send you home~!! They are a total cop out and will send you back to your dorm room. Makes a great escape plan, though!
~Secret Decoder Hat (15,000 HL) ] : A talking hat that decodes things it is set on top of. It will decode cryptograms, and translate other languages. It may help with the hacking of entries, but is not foolproof and will not hack unhackable ones. Set upon the head of another person, it will attempt to make sense of what they say. It might explode if you put it on top of the head of someone especially non-sequitur.
~Magic Tome (100,000 HL) : A book containing all knowledge-unfortunately, it does not contain all true knowledge, or all relevant knowledge. It's just an endless cavalcade of 'facts' that are often wrong. There is no index.
~The Tsunder-Ray (1,000,000 HL) : Like the cherudim's arrow, it causes someone to fall in love with another ... except they behave as a tsundere would. Inexplicably fails to work sometimes. Effects are temporary.
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Be sure to document whatever new inventory we receive if you want to get paid for it.
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[Another hole in her considerably undeveloped vocabulary.]
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[Looks around at the chaos they've caused]
...can we do that later?
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[In an effort to stay productive Ruffnut is tieing bundles of stolen goods together and passing them to her associates to run out to the ship.]
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...I think I'll take my chances with the dismemberment. I might get a kick ass claw hand.
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Or a hand that shoots chainsaws?
While on fire!