The Rosen Queen Shop

[evil_administration]

The Rosen Queen Shop, a well known multi-dimensional conglomerate, runs the Netherworld Academy Student Store. You can buy all sorts of items from ABC Gum to blinged out doomsday devices~, though the rarer items only show up every so often and are in limited supply.

In fact, Rosen Queen is so well connected that people can sometimes get items from their native worlds. Shipping costs, including dimensional tariffs, are not included.

Of course, sometimes one doesn't even have to special order these things as the store regularly stocks up on a variety random knickknacks from this world and beyond. It is important to note that typical school supplies (pens, paper, notebooks, etc.) are not sold on campus through official channels. It is said that there is an underground network of delinquents which sells school supplies on campus, but otherwise you must get your supplies elsewhere. Most demons don't even notice.

You can buy any normal item in the Rosen Queen shop, especially food, accessories, clothes, armor and weapons, all of which are advertised as true Netherworld necessities, if your character should have enough money to afford it (we don't keep track of funds, so just be reasonable). Any other objects must either be special ordered, which may require approval from the Dark Assembly (and always requires mod permission) or must be available on the list of In Stock Oddities below.

To buy something, comment that you are buying it below and one of the shop clerks will respond. Don't hesitate as oddities may be the last ones in stock. In the case that more people wish to buy something than there is stock, items will be doled out on a first come first serve basis.

Spend HL and be the envy of all your friends and enemies!

Stealing from store has been known to happen... however you do so at your own risk as the more expensive or rare items are guarded especially well.

In Stock Oddities

~Amnesia Dust! (1,000 HL) : Warning, may be merely talcum powder.

~The Noisy Cricket (250,000 HL) : Surprisingly small gun that packs a surprisingly big wallop

~The Shark-O-Matic DLC (10,000,000 HL or 5 dollars paid to a mod) : A shortranged shotgun that fires high quality chum at a target. Anything hit by the chum is instantly attractive to Landsharks. And yes, there are plenty of Landsharks around to eat the poor victim.

~Ruby Slippers (5,000 HL) : They will send you home~!! They are a total cop out and will send you back to your dorm room. Makes a great escape plan, though!

~Secret Decoder Hat (15,000 HL) ] : A talking hat that decodes things it is set on top of. It will decode cryptograms, and translate other languages. It may help with the hacking of entries, but is not foolproof and will not hack unhackable ones. Set upon the head of another person, it will attempt to make sense of what they say. It might explode if you put it on top of the head of someone especially non-sequitur.

~Magic Tome (100,000 HL) : A book containing all knowledge-unfortunately, it does not contain all true knowledge, or all relevant knowledge. It's just an endless cavalcade of 'facts' that are often wrong. There is no index.

~The Tsunder-Ray (1,000,000 HL) : Like the cherudim's arrow, it causes someone to fall in love with another ... except they behave as a tsundere would. Inexplicably fails to work sometimes. Effects are temporary.

Comments

[save_load]

There you go, then.

[The narrator suddenly chimes in-]

"A look around the shop reveals that the pair of guns you're trying to sell would be otherwise unavailable for purchase here..."

Alright, come on, you're downplaying the value of these guns way too much, aren't you?

[legendary_lolitics]

Hmmm. Maybe I am, but times are tough right now. I'm sorta trapped in this basement, and I can't exactly go upstairs and raid the cash register for more money.

But I suppose I can add a zero to the end of that figure. 700,000 hel, just for you and your creepy invisible stalker.

[save_load]

I've seen black markets deal with worse than enemy occupation, I'm sure you'll be fine. Have your penguins take out a bit of money now and then while the wing freaks aren't paying attention.

700,000 hel? Yeah, sounds good to me.

[Transaction complete?]

[legendary_lolitics]

Ahh, that's good, that's good. Here you go.

[Transaction complete! The money appears in your inventory.]

Got anything else?

[save_load]

Yeah.

[She pulls out the keys]

Keys to some spaceship.

[legendary_lolitics]

... got a title to go with those keys? Cause without that, they ain't worth much.

[save_load]

All I know is I got them off Asagi. That help at all?

[legendary_lolitics]

Hmmmm. Well, I know what they go to, but unless you can get me the multi-kilometer superbattleship that they go with, i'm not really interested in giving you more than a thousand hel.

[save_load]

Didn't notice anything that huge parked anywhere nearby.

It's seriously that big?

[legendary_lolitics]

It's probably in orbit. They keyfob probably has some sort of teleport homer or autopilot controls. Don't check to see if it works down here by the way.

[gimmegamedammit]

[Suddenly, a Spiked Flail flies at the bak of Doomkitties head, and a voice shouts]

DON"T SELL MY STUFF YOU JERK!

1/2

[save_load]

"The flail smashes your head into a pulp, and your lifeless body falls to the ground. Maybe next time, you should watch your back a little better."

2/2

[save_load]

[and yet, soon after the narrator finishes, Doomkitty is just... suddenly standing there looking perfectly healthy]

I don't kill people, she says. [So sarcastic/deadpan]

[legendary_lolitics]

Hey, wow rude.

...if you want your guns back, it's at least 70 million hel.

[gimmegamedammit]

It was only a light- YOU ALREADY SOLD MY GUNSD?!?!

[save_load]

Sure did. Serves you right for bashing my skull in.

[legendary_lolitics]

They're mine now, and you're lucky to be able to buy them at all before I split them up and sell them to Item Pirates.

[gimmegamedammit]

How do you have such low defenses?

But you can't split them up. They are considered one item.

[save_load]

Defense doesn't count for much in situations like that.

Well, I'll just leave you two to your business.

[And she starts to head out]

[legendary_lolitics]

You're just going to walk away?

Anyways, I'm a shopkeeper and a legendary senator. I can easily turn a pair of items into two.

[gimmegamedammit]

... hold that thought senator.

[Asagi tries to tackle doomkitty]

[save_load]

[Suddenly, instead of tackling Doomkitty, Asagi is tripping over a cat]

[gimmegamedammit]

[Asagi takes out a magic crossbow.]

Give me back my keys!

[save_load]

[And the cat proceeds to run away. Have you ever seen a cat run? Yeah, they're pretty fast compared to a human when they want to be]

[legendary_lolitics]

...So. How about that payment, and then we can call a locksmith to change the keys on your spaceship?