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evil_administration) wrote2012-08-18 11:07 pm
evil_administration) wrote2012-08-18 11:07 pm
The Nurses' Office
The Nurses' Office an austere and sterile facility of medical miracles. Suspiciously next to the cafeteria kitchen, it is run by the school nurse, Hello Nurse (her parents were very controlling over her life and had the subtlety of a hurled brick). Hello Nurse will be the cure for all that ails the student body ... and sometimes the cause.
Whether you have just a hang over, or have lost millions of HP, Hello Nurse can cure you ... for a price. She can even bring you back from the dead. Against your will, even. Don't worry, payment plans are available (at "varying" interest rates). If you are dead, don't worry, she will take care of you, and by the terms of use of the Nurses' Office you shall end up assuming responsibility for all costs accrued.
In the event that you cannot pay, she will find a way to recoup the loss, be it through blood donations, organ donations, or mad medical experiments. Try not to fall too far into debt with her; rumor has it that she has an agreement with the cafeteria, and that those who fall too far behind are assigned to sessions of "kitchen duty," and never seen again.
Characters who need the aid of the Nurses' Office must comment below.
Whether you have just a hang over, or have lost millions of HP, Hello Nurse can cure you ... for a price. She can even bring you back from the dead. Against your will, even. Don't worry, payment plans are available (at "varying" interest rates). If you are dead, don't worry, she will take care of you, and by the terms of use of the Nurses' Office you shall end up assuming responsibility for all costs accrued.
In the event that you cannot pay, she will find a way to recoup the loss, be it through blood donations, organ donations, or mad medical experiments. Try not to fall too far into debt with her; rumor has it that she has an agreement with the cafeteria, and that those who fall too far behind are assigned to sessions of "kitchen duty," and never seen again.
Characters who need the aid of the Nurses' Office must comment below.
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[The nurse pulled out a gold feather, and stuffed it into Asagi's mouth]
There. She should revive in 10 minutes. Now, about the bill...
[Some prinnies appear behind Pamela, and poke her]
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I... I'll take care of the bill.
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[The nurse giggles, and disappears behind the curtain. The Prinnies meanwhile hand Pamela a note.]
We are here to serve you dood. One "Thinking with Portals" Felony for one Pamela dood.
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[She... kind of ignores the prinnies, and follows the nurse]
No, I insist!
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Do not go behind the curtain young miss...
[Then in a moment that face is gone, replaced with her normal smile. The prinnies have gone white with fear, and are just shaking.]
So, you want to pay for her? Why would you want to do that?
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Because I...!
It's my fault-D-does it really matter?
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[She can actually afford that, she is a noble after all, so 50k for the nurse]
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Thank you! Hope to see you here again!
[She goes back behind her curtain. The prinnies take out another letter, and poke Pamela again]
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[Pamela turns to face the prinnies]
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I suppose that would be appropriate for me, in a hell such as this.
[Without another word, she Mega Man style teleports again]