The Nurses' Office

[evil_administration]

The Nurses' Office an austere and sterile facility of medical miracles. Suspiciously next to the cafeteria kitchen, it is run by the school nurse, Hello Nurse (her parents were very controlling over her life and had the subtlety of a hurled brick). Hello Nurse will be the cure for all that ails the student body ... and sometimes the cause.

Whether you have just a hang over, or have lost millions of HP, Hello Nurse can cure you ... for a price. She can even bring you back from the dead. Against your will, even. Don't worry, payment plans are available (at "varying" interest rates). If you are dead, don't worry, she will take care of you, and by the terms of use of the Nurses' Office you shall end up assuming responsibility for all costs accrued.

In the event that you cannot pay, she will find a way to recoup the loss, be it through blood donations, organ donations, or mad medical experiments. Try not to fall too far into debt with her; rumor has it that she has an agreement with the cafeteria, and that those who fall too far behind are assigned to sessions of "kitchen duty," and never seen again.

Characters who need the aid of the Nurses' Office must comment below.

Comments

[laconism]

[In comes Red, Pikachu on his shoulder and Charizard walking in behind him with an unconscious old guy in its arms.]

Excuse me, Nurse? I need some help.

[notjustinthemirror]

[Have one Demon wandering into the nurses office, one of the zombies from the outbreak on a chain shambling along behind him. The zombie is missing his arms and his lower jaw and is just mindlessly following along.]

Anyone home?

[trolled_justice]

[Pamela arrives via classic Mega Man style teleport beam (yes she can do that) with Asagi's body, which...]

[... has a bullet in the head. An Overlord's bullet, apparently as if that'd make much difference over a normal bullet in the head, really-.]

She's...

... can you help her?!