evil_administration: (Prinny Dood!)
The Evil Administration ([personal profile] evil_administration) wrote2012-09-29 10:38 pm

The Rosen Queen Shop

The Rosen Queen Shop, a well known multi-dimensional conglomerate, runs the Netherworld Academy Student Store. You can buy all sorts of items from ABC Gum to blinged out doomsday devices~, though the rarer items only show up every so often and are in limited supply.

In fact, Rosen Queen is so well connected that people can sometimes get items from their native worlds. Shipping costs, including dimensional tariffs, are not included.

Of course, sometimes one doesn't even have to special order these things as the store regularly stocks up on a variety random knickknacks from this world and beyond. It is important to note that typical school supplies (pens, paper, notebooks, etc.) are not sold on campus through official channels. It is said that there is an underground network of delinquents which sells school supplies on campus, but otherwise you must get your supplies elsewhere. Most demons don't even notice.

You can buy any normal item in the Rosen Queen shop, especially food, accessories, clothes, armor and weapons, all of which are advertised as true Netherworld necessities, if your character should have enough money to afford it (we don't keep track of funds, so just be reasonable). Any other objects must either be special ordered, which may require approval from the Dark Assembly (and always requires mod permission) or must be available on the list of In Stock Oddities below.

To buy something, comment that you are buying it below and one of the shop clerks will respond. Don't hesitate as oddities may be the last ones in stock. In the case that more people wish to buy something than there is stock, items will be doled out on a first come first serve basis.

Spend HL and be the envy of all your friends and enemies!

Stealing from store has been known to happen... however you do so at your own risk as the more expensive or rare items are guarded especially well.

In Stock Oddities

~Amnesia Dust! (1,000 HL) : Warning, may be merely talcum powder.

~The Noisy Cricket (250,000 HL) : Surprisingly small gun that packs a surprisingly big wallop

~The Shark-O-Matic DLC (10,000,000 HL or 5 dollars paid to a mod) : A shortranged shotgun that fires high quality chum at a target. Anything hit by the chum is instantly attractive to Landsharks. And yes, there are plenty of Landsharks around to eat the poor victim.

~Ruby Slippers (5,000 HL) : They will send you home~!! They are a total cop out and will send you back to your dorm room. Makes a great escape plan, though!

~Secret Decoder Hat (15,000 HL) ] : A talking hat that decodes things it is set on top of. It will decode cryptograms, and translate other languages. It may help with the hacking of entries, but is not foolproof and will not hack unhackable ones. Set upon the head of another person, it will attempt to make sense of what they say. It might explode if you put it on top of the head of someone especially non-sequitur.

~Magic Tome (100,000 HL) : A book containing all knowledge-unfortunately, it does not contain all true knowledge, or all relevant knowledge. It's just an endless cavalcade of 'facts' that are often wrong. There is no index.

~The Tsunder-Ray (1,000,000 HL) : Like the cherudim's arrow, it causes someone to fall in love with another ... except they behave as a tsundere would. Inexplicably fails to work sometimes. Effects are temporary.
ruffntumblenut: (^_^)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2012-10-19 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Loading up bags full of loot]

Free sample day! Help yourself sir!
buttmonkeyoftheabyss: (Abyss Orange)

Abyss Orange's Name and title are Abyss Orange at the moment.

[personal profile] buttmonkeyoftheabyss 2012-10-19 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Ignoring the Gas Station Attendant and Ruffnut who are both quote an effective distraction, Abyss Orange is sneaking towards the actual target: the Pumkins!]
netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Holding Your Liquor, Throwing Kick Ass Parties, and Frickin' Magical Brew Brewing. (Senator Wasted)

[personal profile] netherworld_lolitics 2012-10-19 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
... free sample day?

Free sample day!?

Kick ass!

[Senator Wasted fires a laser cannon drunkenly into the ceiling and joins in the looting] Woooo!
thousand_curses: (disguise salute)

[personal profile] thousand_curses 2012-10-19 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chaos clearly managed, and with someone else clearly on the specific goal the Attendant calmly sits down and begins popping open cash registers and grabbing whatever small items are available.]
buttmonkeyoftheabyss: (Abyss Orange)

[personal profile] buttmonkeyoftheabyss 2012-10-20 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Unless there is a specific special thing protecting them... Pumpkins got! Being that he's from an RPG he understands inventory Physics! So yoink as many pumpkins as he can! All of them if there are 99 or less! Yes, he unlocked that particular Grade Shop item at some point!]
ruffntumblenut: (Heart balloon~)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2012-10-20 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Is much less goal oriented and is just grabbing anything that looks cool/dangerous/Delicious. If it's made of metal she's managed to magnetize it to her body to aid in carrying. She looks like a walking display.]
imtheclassrep: (Default)

[personal profile] imtheclassrep 2012-10-20 10:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Ichijo stands in the door, watching the chaos.]

Be sure to document whatever new inventory we receive if you want to get paid for it.
ruffntumblenut: (Biwildered is the word)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2012-10-24 06:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Document?

[Another hole in her considerably undeveloped vocabulary.]
imtheclassrep: (Calm)

[personal profile] imtheclassrep 2012-10-26 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, write down a list of everything you steal.
ruffntumblenut: (Somethin' smells funny)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2012-10-27 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh uh...

[Looks around at the chaos they've caused]

...can we do that later?
imtheclassrep: (Threatening)

[personal profile] imtheclassrep 2012-10-27 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear, what if something... bad... happened to you before then?
ruffntumblenut: (Are you stupid?)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2012-10-27 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Bad like what?

[In an effort to stay productive Ruffnut is tieing bundles of stolen goods together and passing them to her associates to run out to the ship.]
imtheclassrep: (Calm)

[personal profile] imtheclassrep 2012-10-29 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
One of the many on the job accidents that could affect your ability to fill out forms, such as dismemberment or death.
ruffntumblenut: (Heart balloon~)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2012-10-30 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Huh...

...I think I'll take my chances with the dismemberment. I might get a kick ass claw hand.
imtheclassrep: (Default)

[personal profile] imtheclassrep 2012-10-30 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear, I don't think our health plan covers that. I'm sure Mr. Farnsworth could find something.
ruffntumblenut: (I'm gonna murder you!)

[personal profile] ruffntumblenut 2012-10-30 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
How about a chainsaw hand?

Or a hand that shoots chainsaws?

While on fire!